April 2008
7 posts
Jesus Fuck.
Guys talking about their babies = gay. I told a friend that any guy who says more than “Yeah, I got a kid,” is gay. She disagreed. Ok, fine. Say he’s talking to a girl: “Yeah, I got a kid. It’s cute,” is permissable. Your child is not smart. All of us slobbered on blocks. It’s not impressive. She’s blowing your mind? Really? How? No way! She can shit...
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Here we go.
I am currently reading Trottier’s Freelance Bible. I am at a section right now where I am supposed to write for 30 minutes on a topic I have been wanting to write or a topic I have stopped. I think. I forget. Yeah, just checked… write for 30 minutes. I’m not sure what exactly I should pick. There is so much I have wanted to write or did start over the years, it would be difficult...
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I don't know.
I have fuck all to say but have not been able to write for weeks now so I think I’ll just ramble. What can we say about our life right now? Nothing anyone would ever want to read. If you’re here and not supposed to be, go away. You’ll find nothing here. My mom was in town a few weeks ago and got me an ionic air filter. So that was cool. I made a salmon chowder for her, my...
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Pesce alla Toscana
I doubt if this is really a Tuscan-style dish. But it was kinda-sorta inspired by it. At any rate it’s light and surprisingly good considering I made it up. Maybe if you had some beans it would be Tuscan. I don’t even know. “Italian fish and pasta thing,” there. Happy? Easy to prepare. Serves 2-3. Ingredients: 2 tilapia fillets, cubed 1/2 cup chopped prosciutto 2 Roma...
Faelan's Obituary 4/12/08
Faelan was a boy for most of his life. Then he grew up, after some labors. He existed, or so he thought. But this proved very hard to define so he more or less just floated about. On Earth. Earth was a planet with which he always wanted to be familiar and with whose people he wished to be more affable. This, in some small measure, he would have hoped he had done. Faelan left behind things, of...
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Seinfeld, Sex, and Writing.
I want to watch the Seinfeld episode “The Abstinence” again. There is an absurdity within the episode I’d like to explore. TV can tell me things about my life, I’ve learned (from TV). In brief, George must abstain from sex and finds his mind sharper for the lack of distraction. Conversely, the opposite happens to Elaine, who if I remember correctly says something to the...
What should we make of the quote “relationship”? I don’t know. Thay are watching a movie and I wish I was at home. Such a travesty. Should I pack it up now? Would that seem a dick move? What’s the deal? I don’t get it. They’re watching a Vonnegut-esque movie, “The Weatherman.” So it goes. I want to leave. Maybe I should. But I feel that would be...