September 2008
1 post
DOES THE POPE SHIT IN THE WOODS?
I don’t remember how old I was. Certainly I was of age to make a trip to the bathroom unassisted. Despite everything you’re about to read, my parents did teach me how to leave a little “Fwaydirt” in the porcelain goddess. I’m going to say this was 7th or 8th grade? I was living in this house on 16 acres of land in the middle of Bumfuck, Kentucky. It was a bad time for Fway. I hated Kentucky so...